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E.D. Commercials, ALRIGHT, ALREADY
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linda suski
 
By linda suski
Published on 05/30/2009
 
A woman's view of the E.D. commercials that bombard us unmercifully. A look at the commercials truths and fables.

E.D. Commercials, ALRIGHT, ALREADY
Lately the drug companies have released television commercials for drugs to cure every malady of the 21st century, some of which are useful and informational, others, however, are totally misleading. I am referring, of course, to the drugs designed to help with erectal dysfunction. In one of the ads that cannot be avoided on any channel after 9:00pm is a commercial that claims to make a man larger, last longer, and perform better. It may possibly make a man larger and last longer, but if he was not proficient with his original equipment, a pill is not going to make him any better at it, except that the pitiful performance would just last longer. Another misleading commercial is Santa Bob who is "living large" since he started taking his E.D. medications. He doesn't say a word in any of his commercials. He just stands there with that smile as if everything in the world is perfect now and his only concern now is making as many orgasm starved women in the world happy. The commercial shows groups of 5 or 6 women pointing at Bob, with that "come, hither" look on their faces, hoping that Bob will choose her. ( Having been a woman all of my life, I know what is being said in those group forums, and it usually a conversation about their children, their worthless husbands, their jobs, or cooking or cleaning tips. It rarely is about a man's endowments. The reason for that is....WE'RE NOT MEN!) They show the women standing in a long line for the chance to sit on Santa Bob's lap, and hopefully, get a little of that "gift that keeps giving" action. Some of the commercials advise that if the erection lasts for longer than 3-4 hours call the physician. Isn't that part of the reason people take these drugs? If the man is in the middle of a 3 hour sexapaloosa, gets up, dresses, and goes to head to the doctor, he might as well have the physician take a look at that bump on the back of his head that he received when his partner threw that vase at him on his way out. Keep in mind the single mom who has a 13 year boy who sports an erection for 23 out of 24 hours a day. His view is that there's no E.D. here. He must be blessed. He must be the phalic god. Or his little 4 year old brother, who has just discovered his magic wand and does not know all of its uses Right now, it's his own personal water hose. Then he sees these commercials, asks his mother about them, and she is trying to explain that as a boy gets older, sometimes their magic wands begin to lose their potency. He becomes terrified! He holds onto it all the time to try to protect it. He thinks he won't be able to urinate and will explode from all of the excess water in his body. And what about the poor 7 year old daughter who asks about the commercial and is told that she won't have to worry about that because she doesn't even have one. SHE'S BEEN CHEATED!! SOMEONE STOLE HERS!! SHE WANTS ONE!! SHE'S DEFORMED! There are actually three divisions of male sexuality. The first being that of a young man where his main concern is V.D. Then comes the second phase, when he is concerned with E.D. And then the final phase, his main concern is D.E.A.D. After that it doesn't matter. "Good to the last drop" should only refer to coffee.